
“I don’t see her anywhere! Well, I guess she wins this round of hide and go seek.”
- I SPANK MY CHILDREN! (9/24/09-204)

“MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY! Watch! I can do it too! hee heee heeee. THIS IS SO MUCH-“
-Slamming noises.-
“Oww, oh oh oh. I think I broke my coccyx.”
- FAT MAN DOWN! (9/21/09-201)

“THIS. IS. SPPAAAARRRTTTTAAAAAA! Ew, is that a spider?! Gross. They’re scary….”
- Spraying a HOT CHICK!!! (9/19/09-199)

“Dude, Shay’s like a really good dad.”
“I know huh, seriously. I heard he only pokes them with hot sticks like three times a week.”
“Yeah, that’s definitely below the national average.”
- CRAZY ROPE SWING! (9/18/09-198)

“Shay, what are you doing in there?!”
“Goin’ to the bathroom. What do you want?”
“Come out here, I want to talk to you.”
“I’m busy right now. Just leave me alone.”
“I’ll just wait here til’ you’re done.”
“Jeez, she’s so creepy..”
“I HEARD THAT SHAY!”
- OFFICE FIGHT! (9/16/09-196)

“Holy crap-oly! That dog is HUGE. Wow I bet you could ride him, do you have a saddle for that animal? I betcha he eats a lot. You should probably get a little monkey to ride him! Hehehe” - When GIANT dogs attack! (9/14/09-194)

“OoOo I’m so mad sometimes when these videos aren’t longer!”
“Wait, is he wearing a unitard?”
“Yeah, he is! I bet he’s a dancer!”
- Scaring the CRAP out of my wife! (9/12/09-192)

“Dude! I betcha they totally made out after that!”
“I know, Shay is so hot!”
- FAT MAN HIGH FIVES HOT CHICKS (9/11/09-191)